idiot

today, i almost murdered somebody at work.


i almost took e bloody long sandwich knife and poke him in e back.


ure bloody lazy and u suck.


u go out better not let me see u on e streets when im drivin my car.


i will knock u down.


dont tink i cannot see you coz u camoflage in e dark at nite k.


i still can see ur teeth bitch. ##$%$^%&^*&(^&%^%$#

diediediediedie u double shot expresso black arse.

bloody grass jelly.




a pic of him:

to sum up this week

werking midnite shifts had been so darrn tiring.
ur eyes would be in half-clutch position.
and you would reach e biting point.
And tats when you would feel tat e engine(body) is gonna stall anytime soon.

watched spiderman 3. not too bad though not tat fantastic as most of us expected it would be.
i give it 3.75232232332332 popcorns.

and ther's e cmpb phonecall i made.

cmpb lady: good morning.
me: hi, i would like to enquire bout my enlistment letter cozz i have not recieve any y.
cmpb lady: ic please.
me: S888888888D
cmpb lady: oh,there's no comfirmation date to when you're entering. we're still sending out letters.
me: but at least tell me which month i would get and send me the letter asap so i would not be waiting fer it as i wouuld not want to miss the cycle.
cmpb lady: ok sir, ur enlistment date would be (me getting excited) ... between june to october.
me: i know it's between june to oct. ok, nvm.. its okie.

so darn inefficient and you guys getting pay rise. corrupt shit.

then things could not have gotten any worst with my ZOO YORK shoes missing.
tats my super duper bestest fav shoes i ever gotten.
been with me since i was 15. freaking 5 years.
put it to rest (coz its all tattered/torn but still look old sch) not long ago and its mssing NOW.

dad said i left it outside and someone took it.
but i nvr ever put my shoees outside. never.
its more like either you or mum or maid took it and thrown it.
dont let me find out e truth or a storm would becoming.

so i challenge my sis to find it in e house and if she finds it, 20bucks is hers.

oh mann.my fav pair of shoe.

malaysia really do have nice food.
i never fail to enjoy myself there.
wat more wif e company of kevin lee mun khong.
caught up wif e big fellow and all was fun.
life there was slow.
and then got to find out tat e laixerfayre link shit stuff was created by joe and hafiz etc..

e thing is.
i gotta see her in malaysia. yeah.yeah.
cute laa she. my pioneer jc girl. hoho.
huge crush.

my saturdays at the airport.

so i started my day at O'briens Irich Sandwich Bar. let me share with u guys wat i do and why i love my job....

time: 430pm

if u're bored, cut tomatos.

time: 9Am

if u're still terribly bored, cut more tomatos.

time: 930Am

and u just keep cutting and cutting...

time: 10Am after you slaughtered few hundred of tomatos, placed them nicely in bowls like this.

time:1030Am Then, if u're sick of tomatos, take a break and watch some EPL highlights on TV.

Time: 12pm

After, the show is over, make use of your bar at workplace. Have some Gin.

Time: 1230pm

And so, i chose GIN Red Bull and started making my drink.
Time: 1245pm

This is whats written on the back of my working t-shirt. " I was drowning my sorrows, but they learn to swim"

Time: 1pm

And so, why not have more drink since there's plenty of alcohol? Furthermore, the phrase on the back of the t-shirt encourages drinking?

Time: 130pm

And now, time to punch out my card and go home!!!

Time: 2.22pm

why this job is the best:

1. you get free food,beverages and alcohol

2. you get to meet air stewardess

3. you get to meet allsorts of weird, fussy,funny and beautiful people.

4. you get to know more people.

5. this job is super easy and fun.

if u wana ride horse, wear helmet.
if u wana become power ranger, wear helmet.

we were suppose to study but ended up here in Toy'R'Us. Looking and searching high and low fer the best gift fer akon's little bro (its really his little bro, not his dick k). We seriously had nothing better to do.

To the store staff: Sorry fer messing up the place, though we're not that sorry.

its funny how when frens r around..the mood is always happy and its funny how we let loose of ourself and loose control and laugh and laugh and laugh. ahhhh. much better. nice.

i'm gona go holiday!! oriteee!

And so ive already book the tix.

Passengers includes: Mr Han Zeguang, james. Mr Yeo Kok Xian, Marcus (kok xian like cock xian). Mr Siew Zhen Sheng, Delon.

Bangkok.Bangkok.Bangkok.

Any request besides Hafiz/akon who wans a fred perry shoe?

okie. the worst thing that could happen now is to get my freaking enlistment letter.

no please. at least let me enjoy before i go in laa. darnn. please ahh.

and so i was tokin to marcus on msn....

marcus: eh,so v day how?
marcus: you goin out with ( censored ) isit?

delon: nope
delon: i dunnoe laa
delon: i think i jz stay at home and cry laa

marcus: okie laa, i go ur house laa

delon: fer wat

marcus: we cry together.

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah.

crap.biopharm on monday!!!
biopharm.biopharm.biopharm.biopharm.biopharm.biopharm.
sg vs malaysia. sg vs malaysia.sg vs malaysia.

somebody save me..

random stuffs: - huaysan, ure hot laa. oooo la la. (delon, stop fantasizing laa)
- does age matters in relationships? hmmmm.
- will i get into police force?
- ive known marcus and faris and ivan fer freaking 7yrs dy! woww!

to nadia matopo: sorry couldnt make it fer ur bdae surprise!! i still owe u loads of treats laa.

the 4 of us at boat quay


sis and pam
shisha gets you light-headed
tim and i
pam getting high?

today...i brought my cousins from new zealand around to do some shopping at orchard together with my sis. just the 4 of us walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walkin and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and taking and talking and talking and talking and taking and talking and talking and talking.

Then we headed to bugis and let them do shopping.

And then i since arab street was around the corner, i brought them to hagi lane's turkish cafe to smoke ''shisha''!! and its evryone's 1st them. yahh. shisha virgins.
but only to know that only those above 18 are allowed to smoke it!! We tried apple flavour.


so timothy-26 and i-foreva 19 smoke most of it while pamela-15 and sis-16 tried a puff or 2.

its nice to spend some time catchin up with the!! its been years!
but of cuz, all good things come to an end. they would be flyin off on fri.
(stop being emo delon siew zhen sheng)

hmmmmm...shisha anyone?

i was on e way back home from the airport and immediately at the first exit chevron marking, i saw e fesrt TP of the day. till now, i do not noe why i wasnt speeding coz its freaking PIE. Surely some of u expected me to get caught but no no. I didnt.
Then, after the 1st TP. There were 4 others at all chevron marking exit till i exited at simei/tampines town. WOW.

fer the record again jz fer those who doesnt know wats TP. TP stands fer Traffic Police. Those in white. riding on super big white bikes, well u get the picture laa.

damm tired. werk,soccer,driving here and there. tmr i'm werking again laa. Guez wat time!!!!
430AM! woohooooo!! I'm startin to see STARS. This reminds me of the song by the MUSE call "Starlight".

guys, im going to werk and them meet james up fer a swim again.

sleep laa dumbass.

today, kev's bestest buddy of year 2, jeremy suddenly came in the fooking project room and ask what test i was having.
i said:"we have stimulation test, we're suppose to stimulate ourself!"

fer the record fer those who r kinda slow, stimulate means dirty but actual fact, i was having a simulation test. NOT freaking stimulation. hahaa. k,sori, aint funny. im losing it man. c'mon ah, dont emo here.

and mid-day, was disaster on the roads. Was suppose to go lavender to swim but went the wrong way and had to exit at sims ave. Like stupid. now, THIS is wat freaking happen when u do not drive that often! darn!

And yes yes, hafiz at this moment of time would defintely ask me this 'lon,you go swimming with who?"
I would respond: "james la. 2 of us only."
Hafiz would then say: "yahh laa, people now got james dy wat. no need me dy"
Kevin would say:"gay sia"

kevin and hafiz...i tink ...i tink we should see someone else. Lets end here. hahaaa. emo pussy shit.

After swimming, met up wif hafiz on his bike-RS 125. and my Hyundai-Coupe.
We went to esplanade and rmb e times when we were young and emo. (hmmm,reminds me of e Killers' song:When You were Young) hahaa. and we discovered a new nice starbucks at One Fullerton near esplanade. Sweet.

And oh oh, i love You-tube. im so soo addicted to it. the videos and all. and theres radioblogclub where you can listen to all the music.

hmmm,i tink wana post my prank calls-i tink i done 5 of them right guys???
and oh oh, BORAT rocks! US & A. yeah!
Crap. Tmr werk at wat time? 430AM!! wooHOOO! sandwiches,salads anyone?

2-2 was the score line. Singapore drew with indonesia/peter pan.

i was there with e guys which includes zai nice pass,faz&furious,yan elephant, hafiz black, fir rxz and joe joe.
or..at least i was there fer e last 3 goals due to lack of fooking parking space. The atmosphere there couldnt have been much better!!!

The ah-pek sitting in front shutting:"neibei chibye kanena bei chi bye!!" x 5-10times plus doing actions.
And there was the kallang wave which most of the time did not complete.
And whistle and cheeres which goes: tee-tee-teeteetee-teeteeteetee-butoh!!!!!!!!! fun fun fun.

love ya guys! muacks. gay.

dolphins in Oman.
and there is e 7-star hotel. burj-al-arab
oman.
on e boat in oman.
in e boat.

dubai museum well.
on e 'big bus' tour around dubai
limo outside e 7-star
baby cousin angelina.
she fell and cut her lips. hiphop

family inside burj-al-arab
inside burj-al-arab
dubai's dustbin.
dubai ski!
dining by e river of dubai.

red light district?
resort in Oman.
me and sis near aunt's house
a war behind?

yes,in e desert.17degrees C.
And there's e 'burj-al-arab' which stands fer

tower of Arab.

phonebooth outside dubai musuem.
one mama-shop in dubai
Oman coastal area. near dubai.

thank you mum and dad fer the vacation. Dubai,Oman and thailand. i think im lucky and blessed!

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