idiot

today, i almost murdered somebody at work.


i almost took e bloody long sandwich knife and poke him in e back.


ure bloody lazy and u suck.


u go out better not let me see u on e streets when im drivin my car.


i will knock u down.


dont tink i cannot see you coz u camoflage in e dark at nite k.


i still can see ur teeth bitch. ##$%$^%&^*&(^&%^%$#

diediediediedie u double shot expresso black arse.

bloody grass jelly.




a pic of him:

to sum up this week

werking midnite shifts had been so darrn tiring.
ur eyes would be in half-clutch position.
and you would reach e biting point.
And tats when you would feel tat e engine(body) is gonna stall anytime soon.

watched spiderman 3. not too bad though not tat fantastic as most of us expected it would be.
i give it 3.75232232332332 popcorns.

and ther's e cmpb phonecall i made.

cmpb lady: good morning.
me: hi, i would like to enquire bout my enlistment letter cozz i have not recieve any y.
cmpb lady: ic please.
me: S888888888D
cmpb lady: oh,there's no comfirmation date to when you're entering. we're still sending out letters.
me: but at least tell me which month i would get and send me the letter asap so i would not be waiting fer it as i wouuld not want to miss the cycle.
cmpb lady: ok sir, ur enlistment date would be (me getting excited) ... between june to october.
me: i know it's between june to oct. ok, nvm.. its okie.

so darn inefficient and you guys getting pay rise. corrupt shit.

then things could not have gotten any worst with my ZOO YORK shoes missing.
tats my super duper bestest fav shoes i ever gotten.
been with me since i was 15. freaking 5 years.
put it to rest (coz its all tattered/torn but still look old sch) not long ago and its mssing NOW.

dad said i left it outside and someone took it.
but i nvr ever put my shoees outside. never.
its more like either you or mum or maid took it and thrown it.
dont let me find out e truth or a storm would becoming.

so i challenge my sis to find it in e house and if she finds it, 20bucks is hers.

oh mann.my fav pair of shoe.

malaysia really do have nice food.
i never fail to enjoy myself there.
wat more wif e company of kevin lee mun khong.
caught up wif e big fellow and all was fun.
life there was slow.
and then got to find out tat e laixerfayre link shit stuff was created by joe and hafiz etc..

e thing is.
i gotta see her in malaysia. yeah.yeah.
cute laa she. my pioneer jc girl. hoho.
huge crush.

my saturdays at the airport.

so i started my day at O'briens Irich Sandwich Bar. let me share with u guys wat i do and why i love my job....

time: 430pm

if u're bored, cut tomatos.

time: 9Am

if u're still terribly bored, cut more tomatos.

time: 930Am

and u just keep cutting and cutting...

time: 10Am after you slaughtered few hundred of tomatos, placed them nicely in bowls like this.

time:1030Am Then, if u're sick of tomatos, take a break and watch some EPL highlights on TV.

Time: 12pm

After, the show is over, make use of your bar at workplace. Have some Gin.

Time: 1230pm

And so, i chose GIN Red Bull and started making my drink.
Time: 1245pm

This is whats written on the back of my working t-shirt. " I was drowning my sorrows, but they learn to swim"

Time: 1pm

And so, why not have more drink since there's plenty of alcohol? Furthermore, the phrase on the back of the t-shirt encourages drinking?

Time: 130pm

And now, time to punch out my card and go home!!!

Time: 2.22pm

why this job is the best:

1. you get free food,beverages and alcohol

2. you get to meet air stewardess

3. you get to meet allsorts of weird, fussy,funny and beautiful people.

4. you get to know more people.

5. this job is super easy and fun.

if u wana ride horse, wear helmet.
if u wana become power ranger, wear helmet.

we were suppose to study but ended up here in Toy'R'Us. Looking and searching high and low fer the best gift fer akon's little bro (its really his little bro, not his dick k). We seriously had nothing better to do.

To the store staff: Sorry fer messing up the place, though we're not that sorry.

its funny how when frens r around..the mood is always happy and its funny how we let loose of ourself and loose control and laugh and laugh and laugh. ahhhh. much better. nice.

i'm gona go holiday!! oriteee!

And so ive already book the tix.

Passengers includes: Mr Han Zeguang, james. Mr Yeo Kok Xian, Marcus (kok xian like cock xian). Mr Siew Zhen Sheng, Delon.

Bangkok.Bangkok.Bangkok.

Any request besides Hafiz/akon who wans a fred perry shoe?

okie. the worst thing that could happen now is to get my freaking enlistment letter.

no please. at least let me enjoy before i go in laa. darnn. please ahh.

and so i was tokin to marcus on msn....

marcus: eh,so v day how?
marcus: you goin out with ( censored ) isit?

delon: nope
delon: i dunnoe laa
delon: i think i jz stay at home and cry laa

marcus: okie laa, i go ur house laa

delon: fer wat

marcus: we cry together.

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah.

crap.biopharm on monday!!!
biopharm.biopharm.biopharm.biopharm.biopharm.biopharm.
sg vs malaysia. sg vs malaysia.sg vs malaysia.

somebody save me..

random stuffs: - huaysan, ure hot laa. oooo la la. (delon, stop fantasizing laa)
- does age matters in relationships? hmmmm.
- will i get into police force?
- ive known marcus and faris and ivan fer freaking 7yrs dy! woww!

to nadia matopo: sorry couldnt make it fer ur bdae surprise!! i still owe u loads of treats laa.